Jay Leno’s monologue, Friday October 13 – The Army has changed their slogan to “Army Strong”. It cost $200 million. That’s $100 million per word. Other countries are following with their military. Ireland’s slogan, “Bar Fight!” China is “One Billion”. France of course is “Helping invading armies feel at home for over 100 years.”
Jay Leno’s monologue, Monday October 9, 2006 – “That was the story today. All around the world people were reacting to North Korea’s nuclear testing. The U.S. condemned it. China said it was wrong. France surrendered. ”